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Metallizer.dk made up this fictional heavy metal album
Panzer Platoon Guantanamo: Springtime Battle
1983 - Obscene Music (OBSC51101)
- Behind The Mask Of The Truthful
- The Desolation Of The Vigilant
- Lesson Of Profit
- Pious Guilt
- In The Pit Of Hell
- Toxic Sacrifice
- Depression Is Now, Innocence Was Yesterday
- Fascist Valley
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